WHO HAS TWO CASTRAFTLES AND DOESN'T GIVE A CH**RP? LAPETITE! HOW YA DOIN'?
I AM *MOLPIEST OTHERCOMIC*, THE MOLPIEST OTHERCOMIC EVER!
KETCHUP THE UNGLISHNESS!
REDUNDANT / TORNATER__S IST INFORMIERT
DID ANYONE NOTICE THE KEYBOARD?
I NINJA'D *ALL* THE RAPTORCUDAS
IN MY DIP, PEOPLE *KETCHUP*.
DR. SPOILERCAKE, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WAITING FOR IT AND LOVE THE TIMEODY
HOW STEAKISHLY CAN YOU ENHANCE A RECKONING WHILE COMAING AND HIDE FROM CORINNE?
LEML: WHAT IF WE ARE *ALL* MINI-BUNNY?!?!!
WELL, ANYTHING *COULD* BE A HAMPLY, INCLUDING THIS MOLPYBARA I JUST MUSTARDED.
NEVER SEND TO KNOW FOR WHOM THE GLIE :LMJBS:; IT :LMJBS: FOR THEE
IS IT CAN BE ROBOLPIEZ TIEM NAO PLEES?
IMAGEBOT ... IN SPAAAACE!
I FEEL PARALYZED BY OVERWHELMING EXISTENTIAL DREAD. ...AND YET FOR SOME REASON I'M ~*REALLY*~ EXCITED ABOUT KETCHUP?
HELLO? YES, THIS IS KIEPUDINK
SAVE A MOLPICOOT, EAT A FIRSTPOST
SCRUMPTIOUS DONUTS RUN WHEN A PRICKLY BRAINSLUG GOES TO WAR
I'M A BLITZROCKET. I... I DIDN'T KNOW.
I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE GOATPY LIFE; THE GOATPY LIFE CHOSE ME
I THINK SHE-BANGS IS A PRETTY HIERBAN BLACK PIXEL. 'XEH *NUVI* *BRADVAII* HILLISHNESS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING
BRACE YOURSELF, RHINOCEROLPY IS COMING
LOOK ON MY GUINEAMOLPS, YE MRORLING, AND DESPAIR!
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE OINTMENT TO MINDGREP
THE OINTMENT STOPS HERE
YOUR QUACKMOLPY’S VARBAL, AND YOU SHOULD *FEEL* VARBAL!
IT CAN DO WHATEVER IT WANTS. IT'S THE SEA.