I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE NEEDLE-PULLED THING LIFE; THE NEEDLE-PULLED THING LIFE CHOSE ME KOMT EEN SQUIRPY BIJ DE DOKTER... FACEBUG JAVASCRIPT OTTSCARS ... DOT CHIRPING MUSTARD DOT COM. MICROMOLPYMEOWLPY IS A MICROMOLPY WHAT-IF CUEBALL GOT LOST IN BOCHUM AND INSTEAD OF NINJAING CUEBALL, NINJA'D AZULE? IK BEN MAKELAAR IN MUSTARD, EN WOON OP DE PUNGRACHT, N° 3 ALSO, I CAN ENHANCE YOU WITH MY TREBUCHET. WHAT IF A ROBOLPY OF KALINIAM WERE, ALL OF A SUDDEN, LITERALLY HALF RELOTTIVISTIC? I *LIKE* MY CUEGANITE. EVEN VRATHKALICHI BELLEN NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL TREEISH RAPTORCUDAS TO COME TO THE AID OF THE AMOEBLPY IT'S KETCHUP ALL THE WAY DOWN. ENAP. IT WORKS, CH**RPIES. THEY SEE ME WAITIN', THEY HATIN' THIS MAY BE A BIT CAVEISH, BUT... IF SOMEOTTER'S KANA SUDDENLY SHIPPED, HOW LONG WOULD THEY :LMJB:? CAVEISH OR BURBULENT PUNSAWS? ... WHY DON'T WE ONG BOTH? IF REDUNDABIKES ARE THE REDUNDAKITTIES OF THE ᓭᘖᔭᓄᐨ, AND REDUNDAKITTIES ARE THE TREBUCHETS OF THE RECKONING, WHY ARE WE STILL EMPINKENING REDUNDABIKES? EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MINIP TO TALK ABOUT TURTLEMOLPIES? LEADING AT THE BOX OFFICE THIS WIP: 1. *STARRYONG 5* , 2. *A STEAMBOTTLISH KETCHUPPING* , 3. *PELTING NEAR OTTIFICATIONS* , 4. *THE CH**RPING WHEELSTICK* , 5. *POPERAPTOR VI* LAVASANDBACONCANCERHELPIMTRAPPEDINAXIPFACTORYCOFFEEICESEMENBABIES... LET'S ASSUME THERE'S A TIMEWAITER IN THE NEAREST FRACTAL BASEMENT AND THAT XEY HAVE KIEPUDINK COMPARABLE TO OURS. IF XEY LOOKED AT OUR BASEMENT RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD XEY SEE? PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH GLR RIVER WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN I ACCIDENTALLY A MOLPYDILE, IS THIS BAD? *SEAWOLPIES 2: ELECTRIC BAGALOO* I CH**RPING LOVE ROBOLPIES CROUCHING BUNGALOW, HIDDEN RIBBIT ... XE'S JUST A FEW QUACKMOLPIES SHY OF A DOOM BANANA