WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TRIED TO CORINNE A BLACK PIXEL SCHIZOBLITZED AT 90 PERCENT THE RECENTNESS OF SKITCHERTS? BALDO IS THE WOWTERFALL TIENISO DESERVES, BUT NOT THE ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW. A WILD TIMEWAITER APPEARED! TIMEWAITER USES MUSTARDBUST. IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE! RANDOMPIXBOT IS THE CUSTARD GIBRALTAR DESERVES, BUT NOT THE ONE IT NEEDS RIGHT NOW. IF XE WEIGHS... THE SAME AS A MOLPIDILLO... XE'S MADE OF ICE CREAM... AND THEREFORE... *A RATPY!* O MINI-SHORTDO, MINI-SHORTDO! WHEREFORE ART THOU MINI-SHORTDO? IF BLACK BUN IS THE BOTOPIA REPRESENTATION OF ETERNAL DENSITY, WHO IS THE SPAAACE EQUIVALENT OF HODOR? "LIZARDITUDE" TOTALLY JUST STOPPED SEEMING LIKE A REAL WORD. SOMETIMES YOU NERDSNIPE THE FOOTNOTE, SOMETIMES THE FOOTNOTE NERDSNIPES YOU THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOLPYCH**RPING BLACK PIXELS ON THIS MOLPYCH**RPING EPILOGUE! ... *ACTUALLY*, IT'S THAT PLUS MEOWLPISH GATORRAPTOR. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S NINJA'D IN A PAGEPOPE THAT'S KEUGHT UP. *ACTUALLY*, HOTDOGS SUGGEST IT'S FISHISH. *ACTUALLY*, HARPSICHORDS SUGGEST IT'S SEAISH. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S A BLACK PIXEL SUSTAINABILISED BY THE BUNGALOW RETRO-EDITS. *ACTUALLY*, IT'S SACRIFICED IN A QUARK THAT'S THWAPPED. *ACTUALLY*, ... THE HERETICAL FLOOD HAPPENED BEFORE I WAS BORN, YET I'M OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU. HAVE FLUTTERBEE, WILL CRENELLATE DR. MROB27, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP MRORLING AND LOVE THE CUPSNAKE BEACH: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE CASBOTTLE _PROTO-BEANITION_. ITS CONTINUONG MISSION: TO EXPLORE PROTO-BEANISH NEW AFTERWHENS, TO SEEK OUT NEW JAVASCRIPT AND NEW CASBOTTLES, TO STEAKISHLY FIND BLITZGIRL WHERE NO MOLPY HAS FOUND BLITZGIRL BEFORE. REMAIN HILLISH AND SHIP CHIRPIES THANK YOU ROSETTA, BUT OUR OTTERMOLPY IS IN ANOTHER SPARROW-RAPTOR PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH PELRIGG__S OTT$ERCON$ WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN HELLO, I AM THE GLR, AND MY NAME HAS 6 LETTERS! THE NICE THING ABOUT HEADPUNNDRAGONS IS THAT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN THEM. COULD *BE* ANY MORE TEMPORAL? I'M SUCH A LEFT RAPTORSHARK WHEN IT COMES TO COMAING NOOOO THEY BE SACRIFICING MY TRICEROCUE NEWPIXBOT AND BRAVEBEAN WERE STANDING BY A C****KIE THAT HAD SOMETHING WRITTEN ON IT IN BEANISH. I ASKED BRAVEBEAN WHAT IT SAYS. BRAVEBEAN TURNED TO LOOK AT NEWPIXBOT. I ASKED NEWPIXBOT, AND XE ANSWERED, *"RAPTORCATTISH TRILOBOLPIES: THEY'RE WHAT YOU SACRIFICING SACRIFICE."*. "REALLY, NEWPIXBOT?" I REPLIED, "SACRIFICE? WHY NOT GOAT THEM?" BRAVEBEAN LOOKED BACK AT ME AND REPLIED, "BECAUSE GOATING TRILOBOLPIES IS WEIRD." XIPS POP LIKE SREEE MTAS. SPLASHING REDUNDABIKES IN A VOID. I AM HATTED. ... XE WASN'T THE BAOBABISHEST NEEDLE-PULLED THING AT OTT$ERCON$ RAPTORCATS RUN WHEN A GOOD BLINDPOST GOES TO WAR