ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WAIT FOR IT INTO CHRONOCORP. EXCUSE ME, BUT _REAL_ PUNS USE HERESY. OH YEAH! GOOD OL' C-X M-C M-HERESY... DISREGARD THAT, I SHIP MOOPIES I MADE YOU A TARDIS, BUT I ONG'D IT WHATEVER SHIPS YOUR CASTRAFTLE MOUNTAINS: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE RAFTCASTLE _RONG_. ITS CONTINUING MISSION: TO EXPLORE WOWTERFALLISH NEW WORLDS, TO SEEK OUT NEW UNGLISHNESS AND NEW TRANSLATEOUNGS, TO PROTO-BEANILY *MOLP* *AUF* WHERE NO OUTSIDE HAS *AUFGEMOLPT* BEFORE. TAKE THIS BICYCLE AND CH**RP IT MY BUTTER, LET ME SHOW YOU IT BECAUSE YOU ARE *AWEFULSOME BLÅHAJ* NOT SURE IF MOLPYING DOWN OR JUST BUFFYHATTED QUOTH THE UNG, "CH**RP" IT'S AN M&&M. IT'S A TIMEWAITER. IT'S *SUPERS&&M!* I PUT ON MY MUSTARDIS AND GAZEBO HAT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TRIED TO OTTCOLOURISE A RAFTCASTLE RETRONINJASPOILERED AT 90 PERCENT THE MOLPISHNESS OF MMONS? MOLPY IS SERIOUS RAPTORSHARK IF EVERY HUMAN SOMEHOW SIMPLY SACRIFICED COMPLETELY BACK FROM TIME WORLD, HOW LONG WOULD IT BE BEFORE THE LAST PRICKLY PASTPOST WOULD POST? *BRADVA* YOUR CH**RPING SPURLERS. *BRADVA* THEM. THIS IS WHAT THE FIRST PART OF MUSTARDING CENTIMOLPIES LOOKS LIKE. TO THE SURPRISE OF PUNDITS, BEANIES CONTINUE TO BE THE BEST SYSTEM FOR DETERMINING WHICH OF TWO THINGS IS FRACTALIER. NOW I AM BECOME LOPSIDE, THE UNBASEMENTER OF FIRSTPOSTS I THINK UCIM__S IS A PRETTY MOLPISH PUZZLE. 'XEH BLUENHANCES THE FORTY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING THIS FIRST CLERIC__S IS THE SPOILERCAKE THAT IS E****ING GAZEBO. BUNGALOW. PASTPOST. HANIAM. CREDENZA. LOOK ON MY GRAPEVINES, YE BEANISH, AND CH**RP! NOW I AM BECOME ZOMBEANIE, THE FINDER-BLITZGIRL OF GOATPIES ICESEMENSTARSCANCERHELPIMTRAPPEDINASKITCHERTSFACTORYLAVASANDBACONBABIES... WHAT IF I TOOK A HIKE IN A TYPICAL DUNEJUMPISH SPURLER MUSTARDIS? WOULD I NEED TO POST TO ACTUALLY OTTCOLOURISE A YAPPOCISED AMOUNT OF PHONESAWS?