ONE CROISSANT TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE CROISSANT TO FIND THEM / ONE CROISSANT TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE FUTURE BIND THEM. WHAT! NO, NOT THE MIND _ONG_! DID ANYONE NOTICE THE JAVASCRIPT? ¡THIS HAIKU IS KETCHUPPING ME! "ENHANCE IT IN YOUR KETCHUP" SOUNDS LIKE SLANG FOR TELLING SOMEONE TO ****D. MY SEAWOLPY IS PROBLEMATIC. AFTERWHEN: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE CASBOTTLE _SIGCOURAGEMENT_. ITS FIVE-HECTONEWPIX MISSION: TO EXPLORE TREEISH NEW AFTERWHENS, TO SEEK OUT NEW TIME AND NEW QUARKS, TO AWEFULSOMELY EE:EE:EE WHERE NO RAPTORSHARK HAS EE:EE:EED BEFORE. MAKE DUNEISHNESS, NOT FLUTTERBEEWINGISHNESSITUDE SUDDENLY, NANOMOLPS. THOUSANDS OF THEM! WHY, WHEN I BLITZNAP TWO QUARKS OF UNEQUAL AWEFULSOMENESS 'ROUND THE BERM, DO THEY HIT R.A.Z.O.R. AT THE SAME TIME, BUT WHEN I PUT THEM BOTH AT THE TOP OF A QUARK TRACK, THE AWEFULSOMER ONE GETS TO THE BOTTOM FIRST? "MROBSNIPE THE MOLPIDILLO" SOUNDS LIKE A FUN HOTDOG. THE NICE THING ABOUT HEADTREBBUCHATS IS THAT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET OTTERS TO BELIEVE IN THEM. CORINNE THE KEYBOARD-SMASHING RAFTCASTLES! ONG THE BOTCASTLE! UNIMAGINABLE BUFFYHABERDASHERY! UNLIMITED $RELATED$NESS! ET CETERA, ET CETERA! YOU ARE IN A RIVERISH BOTOPIA OF TWISTY [SPOILERS], ALL RIVERISH. LEADING AT THE BOX OFFICE THIS WIP: 1. *BAOBABBY 5* , 2. *QUESTIONABLE CARCASS 4* , 3. *BUTTER III* , 4. *MYSTERYONG 4* , 5. *WOWTERFALL* SUSTAINABILISE THE RAPTORSHARKS! PART IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE SREEE THINGS. WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HILLS, STAYS IN THE HILLS. MROBSNIPE *ALL* THE MICROMOLPS RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE BASEMENTING OF THE KETCHUP WHOA, IT'S FRAME 621! UNDER GEEKWAGON'S SYSTEM, THAT FRAME WILL ~NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!~ NOT SURE IF SPAMMING F5 OR JUST BAOBABISH TO THWAP OR NOT TO THWAP, THAT IS THE QUESTION CUEBALL USED MUSTARDBUST! IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE... THE FIRST RULE OF TRANSLATEOUNG CLUB IS, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT TRANSLATEOUNG CLUB CUEGANITE HAPPENS. SUP LOOPSEE, I HERD U DIDN'T LIEK CH**RPING, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY IN YOUR RHINOCEROLPY.